Anonymous Married Male Suicide Note

Two Suicide Notes – One Suicide

Suicide Note #1

“What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.  No more I will pay the bills. No more I will drive the car. No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.  No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.  This is no way to live.  Either is it any way to die.  Her grub I can not eat.  At night I can not sleep.  I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.”

Suicide Note #2 to the undertaker

“We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don’t let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.  Give this note to the cops.  Give me liberty or give me death.” W.S. Married male, age 74

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